Callyourmomaphobic

Things are going well in the land of middle school band.  Some of the 7th and 8th graders still wish I were their old teacher, but I'm learning to just live with that unchangeable fact.  The 6th graders and I are starting to develop some really good relationships.  I can feel the harsh exoskeleton I felt I needed when I started begin to fall off and we are able to work together much better these days. 

Classroom discipline is improving.  I am trying to keep things positive, so right now I have a competition between all of the classes for a party in the courtyard during their class the day after the concert.  To earn this, they have to be the class with the highest percentage of practice cards turned in that receive a 100.  The first one that counts is due Tuesday, so we'll see then how well this will work.  Next week I'll also be starting another program that I haven't come up with a name for yet (suggestions are welcome!) where students will start the day with 5 "coins" and if I have to call them out for disrupting the class, I take 1 away.  Students can exchange the "coins" they have retained for prizes such as pencils, Silly Bandz, restroom/locker passes, and extra points on an assignment (again, always taking suggestions!).

On the practice cards, students have to get a parent to sign it for us to accept it.  This has led to many students trying to forge their parents signature.  Unfortunately, these 12 year olds have the handwriting of...well...12 year olds, so it's pretty obvious when they didn't really have a parent sign the paper.  I have managed to brave an e-mail to parents to verify their signatures, as well as a couple other times for behavior issues.  But there is 1 thing I still haven't summoned the courage to do:

Call a parent.

Thus the title of this entry.

See?

Ok.

It's nervewracking to even think of calling a parent!  What if they don't speak english?  What if they have a thick accent and I can't understand them?  What if they are convinced that anything I say is a conspirancy created by another student against their dear Johnny? 

Can I please just text parents? 

There really should be a college course in calling parents.  Or at least a seminar.  Or maybe it should be part of student teaching that you have make at least 3 phone calls home that semester.  Either way, I feel more prepared to teach Greek than to dare phone home.

I realize the day will come when I need to just bite the bullet and dial 10 digits, but hopefully it won't be today.

Spring Break!

Education professors and my student teaching mentors told me that students brains are generally useless the week before a break...well at least I now know they aren't liars.  My students weren't bad, but they were as fidgety as a 4 year old with chicken pox.  I managed to teach actual lessons monday-thursday, and then on friday we combined the beginner classes and played band ball all day (Band ball is just some game that the other band director made up and I'm pretty sure the rules change every 5 seconds...).  It really only takes 1 person to run band ball, so I reorganized and put away all the solo and ensemble music off to the side so I could still keep an eye on my woodwinds.  It was funny to watch how they responded when the other band director said the same things I say to them every day.  They were sad to discover I wasn't lying about having to play in time with the metronome.

I just returned today from visiting friends in Oklahoma for a couple days.  It was interesting to sit around with the same people I went to college with and instead of discussing ways to get away with stuff in various music courses, we were talking about our own classrooms.  2 of us are teaching and 1 is student teaching and it was kind of comforting to realize that we all have similar issues when it comes to classroom management.  Along with sharing our frustrations, we shared ways we have dealt with these problems.  Some of my students may be in for a surprise monday...

She turns into crazy lady!

Today was kind of an unusual day.  The head band director was gone for the first 4 classes with some of the honors band students and string orchestra at symphony orchestra UIL, so I was essentially running the classes myself with some classroom management help from another sub.  Because of the situation, I had to combine the beginning classes.  The brass are not used to me, so they kept trying to get away with playing wrong notes and making up their own rhythms.  At one point I stopped the class and asked the woodwinds, "could you please tell the brass what I think of people adding notes and intentionally playing wrong notes?"  Their response..."she turns into crazy lady!"  Not the answer I was expecting...but it's pretty accurate.  I've got them trained.

I. Hate. Standardized. Tests.

TAKS starts this week.  Fortunately, we lose just 1 day of testing this week, but we lose 6 more before the end of the year.  7 days total of lost instruction.  Which famous education researcher missed the day where the professor covered importance of actually having the opportunity to learn?

Ok.  I'll get off my soap box.  For now.

The other band director is awesome, and quite the Shirley Q. Liquor fan.  At least 12 times a day I hear her ask students "How you durrin?" and it makes me laugh every time.  She found some Shirley Q. Liquor albums in her office, so we will be spending some time soon listening to those soon.

Things are getting better at my school.  I'm trying to be really consistent and true to my word with my students, which I'm pretty sure makes some of them hate me, but as long as they hate me while practicing and bringing their reeds to class everyday, I don't care.  It's more important to me that they learn how to be responsible than whether or not they like me.

In one of my classes I still have some classroom management issues.  If anyone has any brilliance to offer for this situation, I'm all kinds of willing to try almost anything.  This is the class I posted about earlier that I arranged their room with the exact chairs and stands they need.  It's better than before, but we need to start moving fast through the book and I can't afford to lose 20 minutes every day in getting them back on task.  Especially when I'm going to lose 7 days already this year...

Don't worry.  I'm not letting myself back on the soap box.

I have just 1 more thing to say.  Even with feeling like I'm running uphill a lot of the time, I still LOVE my job!  I get the opportunity to work at a school that is fortunate enough to still have music programs and I get to spend all day teaching the thing I've spent most of my life studying.  I'm pretty lucky.

Setting the pace

I survived my first full week as a band director!  Well, we have a contest tomorrow, so I guess this week isn't over yet.  My students are getting used to me, so I'm starting to be able to relax a little more in my classes and not be all angry and stern all the time.  I have 3 beginner woodwind classes that I teach every day.  2 of those classes quickly figured out that I am their teacher for the rest of the year and I won't let them get away with being insane.  1 of them however, hasn't passed the insane stage yet.  Since I don't want this class to get far behind, or cause me to have an aneurysm, I figured drastic measures needed to be taken.  I teach my classes in a side classroom, but both of the beginner classes meet together then split up.  One day this week, I told my students they would be lining up quietly before they came in my room.  Then when I brought them in the room, I had the room totally cleaned except for exactly 11 chairs and 11 stands, all at least 4 feet apart from each other.  How I wish I could have taken a picture of their faces as I placed them in their new seating arrangement.  It was priceless.  And let me tell you, since the day I did that, I have had little trouble with them talking out of turn or generally not paying attention.  They still sit in that arrangement, and probably will for a few more days, and then I'll go back to something more familiar, but will have this memory for them as a reminder of what will happen if things get out of control again.

While I'm working really hard to be firm and consistent with my students, I was really excited today when a student offered me some candy.  The creatures are inviting me into their club!  I also got my official box in the front office.  I can hardly wait for my first faculty meeting announcement to groan over :)

Catching up

I'll admit it.  I started this blog a couple weeks ago, but today I decided I didn't like the title and made a new one.  So this first post is just a copy and paste of the other blog.


Jan. 30, 2011
I'm going back to school, but this time I'm on the other side of the desk. After subbing for a few months, I landed a long term sub position (16 weeks!) in a middle school band room.  This week I'll be visiting the school to meet the principal, band director, and some of the students, and next week I start teaching.  While I'm extremely excited about this job, I will admit I have some nerves.  So to prepare, I will be reviewing my substitute teaching experience to remind myself of what I have already learned, experienced, and not died from.

1. Teachers and other adults always think I'm a student, so I guess if I get really nervous, I can just follow some kids and hide in an Algebra class.

2. Past students have blamed their poor behavior on "we had a sub today and she didn't know we aren't allowed to go outside of the school whenever we wanted." Did they think I had never been in a school before? Pretty sure they all have similar rules.  Anyway, that shouldn't happen much longer.

3. I had an elementary student ask if I'm pregnant.  Result: I have started running.

Don't worry.  I'll be back with more soon.

Feb. 7, 2011

I started my new job today!  I'll be honest...I may have freaked out a little last night...but I have a wonderful boyfriend who let me freak out and then tell me what's what.  He's kind of great.

So since I never explained it, here's the scenario: the band director at this school left in the middle of last semester.  Since then, they have had a sub that doesn't have any experience in music, so a couple weeks ago they started looking for a sub with music experience.  Through a chain of phone calls, I got in touch with the principal of this school and got the job.  I'm pretty excited about the job, but it could be a little rough at first.  Essentially, for the last few months there has been 1 band director doing the job of 2.  Therefore, the beginner classes have been combined even though they were at different skill levels and sectionals for the performing group haven't been much of a reality during school hours.  Tomorrow I get to really start taking groups out to work on solo and ensemble and UIL music, and probably start splitting the beginner classes again.  Maybe I'll start to feel a little more like a real teacher then.

Highlights of day 1:

1. Didn't get lost driving to school, or inside the school.

2. Got to walk 2 students to the assistant principal's office for fighting in class.

3. Only got called a student once.

Feb. 11, 2011

Greg and I are away at TMEA (Texas Music Educator's Association) this weekend, which is hands down the happiest place on earth.  The Swingle Singers performed Wednesday night and I think I could have just left satisfied after that, but figured I should probably stay and learn some stuff at the clinics.

Yesterday, we went to the University of Houston Wind Ensemble concert, walked through what seemed like billions of booths in the exhibit hall, watched some of the All-State Band rehearsal, went to a clinic about trombone playing, and watched the Texas A&M Wind Symphony concert.  Everything has been really great so far.  Off to another day of clinics and concerts!

Feb. 13, 2011

I just returned from my first TMEA where I didn't have a curfew.  During the last 2 days I attended the 5A Honor Band, All State Jazz Ensemble, Concert Band, Symphonic Band, and Symphony Orchestra concerts, visited some more clinics, and ate lots of delicious food on the San Antonio River Walk.  Pretty good week if I say so myself.  I did, however, have a parent of an All-Stater tell me "That could be me next year."

So we all know that our state is not exempt from the recession, but it is starting to catch up with us finally.  Current decisions being made are easily causing teachers to lose sleep.  In one of the sessions at TMEA, the distinguished service award was given to the Texas Commissioner of Education who urged us to contact our legislature and school board about our thoughts about this decision and also reminded us that March is Music in Our Schools month.  I would really like to do something drastic at my school to create awareness and involve students in fighting for their programs.  Now just to figure out what exactly I'm going to do...